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Politics● LowSep 24 · Sep 24, 2026, 1:57 PM

Thank Goodness Europe Doesn’t Have a Phone Number

GlobeAlert Desk · curated from Foreign Policy · global

U.S. policymakers like complaining about one of the sources of the European Union’s strength.

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