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El Jalapeño: Man who said ‘ahorita’ in 1998 finally returns neighbor’s tool

GlobeAlert Desk · curated from Mexico News Daily · South America

A Mexico City man who borrowed a tool from his neighbor and promised to bring it back "ahorita" finally kept his promise 28 years later, remaining true to the temporally flexible meaning of the word. The post El Jalapeño: Man who said ‘ahorita’ in 1998 finally returns neighbor’s tool appeared first on Mexico News Daily

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