MILITARY● LOWSep 2 · Sep 2, 2026, 8:00 PM
Commander suggests U . S . war on Martian as likely as an invasion of Canada
castanetkamloops.net · north america
A commander suggested that a U.S. war on Martians is as likely as an invasion of Canada. This is a statement intended to convey a low probability of certain military actions.
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